Eat with the Heat and assorted nonsense

In the Miami Heat's attempt to garner some fan goodwill, while the negotiations continue at a stalemate, they sponsored a "Eat with the Heat" lunch one day.  Most of the food trucks in the city were present, but the food wasn't free.   The DJ was good and the Heat mascot was entertaining.  Me and Kashmir entered the contest to try and win Jay-Z/Kayne concert tickets (not a winner...yet).

Monkey Getting Funky

One of the two toys that Kashmir has torn apart with love.  Oddly enough, I walk into the bedroom and the monkey was positioned like this!  No tampering on my part!

My new hero!!!

http://abcnews.go.com/blogs/business/2011/11/molly-katchpoles-victory-over-bank-of-america/

What's even better is that a Bank of America bank officer, when I complained about this fee because I am a long-time customer (more than 25 years!  back when they were previously known as Soverign Bank and then Nations Bank) in addition to my mortagage (too much!) and always carry the needed savings balance for the high-end accounts and that officer told me this was a  Congressional mandate to all banks and that BoA did not have a choice.  I guess the banks can do whatever they want including giving a middle finger to Congress.

What. A. Headline.

Save the ta-tas and your memories

I have been lax in mentioning that October was breast cancer awareness month (save the ta-tas!) and Alzheimer awareness month (please consider a donation for research) both of which are very important to me.

I participated in the Susan G. Komen Race for the Cure in Miami and wow! there was some enthusiasm for saving "your girls"!

The guys in the pink bikini undies were probably the most popular of dressed up teams!

Step off Burn Notice!

 I can't believe it has taken me a week to get this down!  Last week I was at Michael's Crafts waiting in line for one of two registers.  Then, another cashier announces that she'll take the next person in line.  I hate this.  I somehow always get screwed.  However, she made eye contact with me and waved me over, so I begin to walk over and this guy in hat and sunglasses saunters ahead of me.  To his credit, he did not have a clue about me and the cashier's pre-arranged agreement.  But the cashier was about to let me down!  She looked at me and then looked at him....and I knew she was not going to take action, which required me to do so.

"Excuse me, she just called the next person in line and that's me.  Thanks." and I plunk my 2 items down.  He just drawled a "Well, alright."  Yeah, I asserted myself!  I'm trying to hurry up and pay since I kinda felt like a bee-yotch by being so bold. 

The cashier meanwhile begins to ask the guy, "Did anyone ever tell you that you look like Johnny Depp?" 

The guy replies, "No, I've never heard that one."

"Are you sure?"

Well, now I have to take a look at this character since I think I'm pretty good at pinpointing what celebrity you most closely resemble.  Oh lordy.  He resembles a celebrity because HE IS A CELEBRITY!!!  I just told Burn Notice's (interestingly known in Brazil as Operação Miami)
Michael Westin (his true name is Jeffrey Donovan) to step off!!! 

The hat and sunglasses could not hide his strong jaw, that usually looks perpetually clenched, and as he continued to assure the cashier that he did not resemble Mr. Depp his voice was also unmistakable.  On the show, his character usually sounds annoyed as explains the ins and outs of a proposed operation to whatever hapless individual has gotten themselves into trouble.  Yep, he sounds like that in real life.

Now, I'm practically snorting and giggling at the fact that the cashier is still trying to convince Donovan/Westin of his celebrity doppleganger-ness!  I suppose his girlfriend guessed that he was getting too much attention and proceeded to shower him with hugs and kisses. (Calm down honey, we know he's taken.)  And also remind him to use their Michael's 40% off coupon!  They use coupons!

He was a little scruffy as he appeared unshaven, but he's taller than I imagined (he's at least 5'11" MAYBE 6' which is pretty tall for Hollywood).  Trust me, he may look slim on the show but he's even slimmer in person.  They aren't kidding when they say the camera adds 10 pounds.   

Believe me, I soooooo wanted to get a pic with my iPhone, but I felt awkward particularly because I am not smooth with the app.  I know this was a special moment for Donovan/Westin as well since celebrities are always claiming that they just want to be treated like everyone else! Right?

Rubbing elbows with "Royalty"

Kevin and I attended the Chivas Brotherhood event since it combined  some of our favorite things: free event, free alcohol and checking out a Miami penthouse.   Kevin had his beverage on the rocks.  I tried their version of Blood & Sand martini (3/4 oz Scotch whisky; 3/4 oz rosso vermouth; 1/4 oz cherry brandy and 1 1/2 oz orange juice) which was delicious.  It was relaxing on the rooftop with our drinks (free!), beautiful view of the city lit up at night while enjoying our cigars.  The penthouse was beautifully decorated by Chivas with personalized Chivas items included in the decor, like poker chips, the lights you see in the background and beautiful leather barstools (like butter I tell ya!) with the Chivas lion in doorknocker form on the back of the barstool.

 

Mario, the host of the event in Miami til the end of the month, told us some very interesting tidbits about Chivas whisky's history. Not sure if any and all of the following are true, but interesting....

• During Queen Victoria's rule she granted a Royal Warrant for the Chivas Brothers to provide her with continued goods.
• All royality in Britain have a designated blend made by Chivas in their honor.  Sometimes these blends are then made available to the public.  So who do you think will age better William or Harry?
• Chivas Regal is number one scotch/blended whiskey in South Korea.
• This was Frank Sinatra's preferred drink.